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imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it
My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)
#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)
I just want one day without y’all being extra
I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.
This made me puke a little bit. Really match.com, really? This should be titled “why men are douchebags”.
"why men are insecure fuckbags and need to be eradicated"